Yes they is. They never know the meaning of grateful. They come here (Malaysia) they took our job, and make trouble some more *Russel Peters voices*

Just read the local headlines for today. There never stop hating Malaysia and you can see so many group in Facebook that brought the same hatred too. What should we do to them? Below Facebook profile names just explain why Indons are so fucked up.

She’s Malaysian by the way. I guess she just want to let people know how shitty Indonesian names are. For those who has being a good fellow Indons please don’t butthurt with this post. Take it as a personal advice for your countrymen.

I’ve had so many freaking bad experience with em which happen to my friends and families. Indons, please just stay on your island will you.

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Here’s something to cheer you guys up in the evening of 4th Ramadhan . Happy Fasting everyone!

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.

16. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking “He must be mad at me.”

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.